i'm at ccarsonphillips now
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Today a girl in my drama class said “how did people know what dinosaurs sounded like? It’s not like they had a recording of them.” And just wow I never thought I’d have to deal with that. The answer to that question is keeping me up at night.
(via erectongue)
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i wish i lived in medieval times because then whenever i got mad at someone i could just yell “shes a witch” and they would be out of my life forever
(via erectongue)
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i just want a bestfriend who lives near me and is willing to have tv shows and movies marathon with me anytime and can tolerate me when im being annoying and will talk about attractive people and cry over celebrities and shows and eat tacos together and go to movie premieres together
(via faberry)
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extreme makeover: home edition
- girl: i kinda like horses.
- ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE.
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the only reason tom riddle hated muggles is because his muggle father abandoned him so to all you guys out there, don’t ever leave your goddamn kid because he’ll turn into voldemort and kill the fuck out of you
(via wewillfulfillourdreams)
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i think you all should follow me on twitter @hanksgreens
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(via dermit)
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dear lord please give me the strength to finish this movie without pausing a thousand times to check tumblr amen
(via andrewkeenans)
